Words you won't find in the dictionary.
Please choose a defini-shun from the select box above. Then press the GO! button. You will be presented with a certified defini-shun of the particular word you selected.
All this comes to you in real-time, direct from an Access database where these shunned words are maintained. (Yes, I could have used a SQL database, but that costs more than I'm willing to pay at this time.)
To suggest a defini-shun, please email me with your gems. Go ahead, I'd love to read your own defini-shuns!
Also note that inasmuch as any definishun may reference a particular name, these references are fictional in nature. Any reference to acutal persons, living or dead, within any of the definishuns on this website, is entirely coincidental.